Have you tried rubbing a database on it:
The Jam

The HYTRADBOI jam ran from 2022 Sep 26 to 2022 Oct 2.
Here's what y'all made:
Transparently querying across incompatible data formats
Enabling the cargo-semver-checks linter to support multiple Rust versions, by making it possible to dynamically load a version-appropriate Trustfall adapter and run queries through it.
Improving recursion in Trustfall queries
Implementing a new recursion algorithm in the Trustfall query engine to add support for unlimited-depth recursion while also more than doubling query performance.
Basic
Basic is privacy-first decentralized database network that gives users complete control and access over their data. Applications can request access to a users database, and the user can revoke that access at any time.
SQL in a week?
An attempt to write a SQL frontend that can pass all 5939714 tests in sqlite's logic test suite. From scratch. No dependencies. No surrender.